Yvette Les Fesses - The Dame with the Deadly Derrière
Yvette has a somewhat cloudy past, which she really doesn't talk about, but if she would, words like "colonel", "far east", "cyanide capsule", "veils" and "state secrets" might be part of the general vocabulary. Snake-charmers use a flute, but Yvette needs no other weapon than her fine behind, which is well trained in many an achrobatic motion and enough to make your jaw drop straight to the floor in amazement.
When she flips her hips, be careful or you'll catch whiplash! Combined with her firey red hair and outstanding grace, that caboose really does mezmerise people, and honestly, if someone slipped up and handed her state secrets because she danced so pretty, we don't blame them! If we had any state secrets, we'd do the same any day of the week and twice on Sunday!
