Lola Van Dyke - the Sauciest Strudel in Showbiz

You know what they say about Dutch girls, don't you? Well, if you don't, all you have to do is lay your eyes upon this sweet blend of German craftsmanship and Dutch debauchery and you won't want for words! (Although you may want for other things...) Lola is the name on everybody's lips, and no wonder! This honey-blond bombshell puts the OH in showbiz with her high cheek-bones and low morals. She knew how to wink her eye before she knew how to walk, and if she keeps it up she may never have to get out of bed again!

Lola is everybody's kid sister. The kid-sister that stole your boyfriend, your dad's liquor, wrecked the car and somehow found a way to pin it on you. Still though, we can't help but love her, and when she smiles that smile and shrugs her shoulders like she has no clue how everything could go so terribly wrong we all surrender to her innocent charms and care-free attitude. She sails through life unaffected by the trail of broken hearts, un-paid bills, crimes of passion and scandals in her wake. So watch out, ladies and gentlemen, this little sauce-pot is used to making up her own rules - whatever Lola wants, Lola gets... And gets away with.