Ingrid Ignition - the Hottest Thing under the Midnight Sun

Ingrid is from the cold North of Sweden, raised in nature, feeding off berries, bears and bark, bathing in fresh milk every day, picking flowers, and singing sweet songs for the reindeer. No sin ever touched he snow-white soul, and yet she is one of the naughtiest, hottest dames we've ever met. This can only mean one thing - it all comes naturally to her!

Ingrid is proof that the infamous Swedish sin is not a myth, it's real, and it's damn fine looking! Ingrid has figured out that the fastest way to a man's wallet is indifference, and her stunning beauty and naturalist inclinations has suitors throwing diamonds and fur coats at her wherever she goes. Despite the multitude and persistence of her admirers she refuses to marry, wondering why one should pay for something one can get for free, and thinking it un-wise to put all her eggs in one basket, as it were. Lucky for the rest of us, Ingrid is a socialist as well as a gold digger, so we're never short of champagne, pocket-money or a good sucker-story.

Ingrid's performances may spring from a pure soul, but let me tell you, this lady has never even heard of Boston - and it shows! (I mean, it REALLY shows...